Brian Streeter is a five-time Best Son of the Year Award nominee, dazzling all manner of people with his devilishly good looks and dangerously convincing intellectual charm.

Born at a very early age, I’ve always enjoyed making people laugh, though I’ll be the first to admit it was usually at me, not with me. Still, I persevered, eventually carving out a respectable niche in the ever-evolving world of tele-audio communications, where my voice does most of the heavy lifting.

You’re probably wondering, “How old is this man, and does he enjoy long walks on the beach?” I’ve been reliably informed that I am a 70-year-old man trapped inside a 20-year-old’s body. And yes, I do enjoy walks on the beach, especially if they are slow, reflective, and accompanied by a butterscotch candy quietly dissolving in my pocket.

I’m currently a full-time academic student, on track to become a well-respected, learned doctor (the kind who owns far too many books and insists on saying “interesting” before responding to questions). My interests include Egyptology, black-and-white films, The Beatles, traveling to places where I will definitely overestimate my language skills, and cooking meals that are either surprisingly excellent or boldly experimental. I also enjoy the occasional Dr. Pepper, preferably as a reward for surviving the day.